So when you feel like the only kid in town, without a God-like idol,

Here’s a list of famous atheists, so you don’t feel sui-cidal:

Ben Franklin and Thomas Edison, the Fathers of Invention,

Also Sigmund Freud, who discovered anal retention

The Piano Man, Billy Joel, refused to join a sect

Now we know why Rodney Dangerfield, never got any respect

Angelina Jolie, astronomer Carl Sagan

Put them together– not a bad-looking pagan [Sagan was really agnostic]

You don’t need a bar- mitzvah, or even baptism

Cause you can get blessed — by Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens