Joe Dolce «“ Crop Circles In My Marijuana

Crop Circles in my Marijuana,

I think some aliens are trying to get my goat.

When I get a hold of those clowns,

That squashed my little plants down,

I’m gonna kick a circle in their ass with my foot.

My horse got abducted by extra-terretesticles!

And I’m pretty certain they give it an anal probe,

‘Cause it’s whinnying much too high,

And it’s done gone crossed-eyed

And walking kind of funny down the road.

There’s Crop Circles in my Marijuana,

I think some aliens are trying to get my goat.

When I get a hold of those clowns,

That squashed my little plants down,

I’m gonna kick a circle in their ass with my foot.

My wife, she’s been looking kind of strange,

And my daughter, she’s been treating me really weird,

I think those Pod People,

Did a switch while I was sleeping,

And took my family and left this other one here.

Crop Circles in my Marijuana,

I think some aliens are trying to get my goat.

When I get a hold of those clowns,

That squashed my little plants down,

I’m gonna kick a circle in their ass with my foot.

Lately, all the beer’s been tasting flat.

I just eat salad but I still get fat.

Somebody stole my tent,

All my spoons are bent,

And something ugly’s building a nest in my hat.

Crop Circles in my Marijuana,

I think some aliens are trying to get my goat.

When I get a hold of those clowns,

That squashed my little plants down,

I’m gonna kick a circle in their ass with my foot.