Chupacabras Song – Mister Yuke
I think the title of the song is «Chupacabra.»
As to the words, well, here they are:
Chupacabra, why don»™t you lower your defenses?
You been out hoppin»™ fences and bitin»™ the cows
Oh, you»™re a mean one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin»™ you
Could hurt me somehow
Must you draw the blood of mammals, choop?
There»™s room at my kitchen table
a vegetarian diet is always your best bet
Now it seems to me, some fine goats
are safely sleeping in my stable
And you only want the ones that you can»™t get
Chupacabra, warm blood you love to monger
Your thirst and your hunger, they»™re makin»™ you crazed
You»™re hairless, oh hairless. Well, you must always be chilly
Carnage in the village, Loren Coleman would be dazed.
Don»™t your teeth get cold in the winter time?
Eyes full of tears and your back full of spines
Its hard to tell if you»™re mammal or reptile
You»™re jumpin»™ «˜round like a kangaroo
Aint it funny how you always bring a smile?
Chupacabra, why don»™t you come to your senses?
You know you»™re our favorite cryptid, we think that you»™re great
It may be rainin»™, but there»™s a blood puddle around you
You better let somebody love you
You better let somebody love you, before its too late